Kirsten Penny-She will steal your heart and then smash it right in front of you. She builds your hopes so high and two days before you reach the top of Mount Everest, she looks at you right in the eyes, says "Fuck you faggot", and kicks you right in the heart, and you fall all the way back down, and then starts walking up again with another man. I would've done anything for her and then she goes and does this. Then you walk with her and she says she feels bad but tell you to fill your own fucking water bottle. So, to express my passion on this subject, I decided to make this website. By the way, watch out Dan, Kirsten's a heart killer.